# Life Lessons from Working Under Elon Musk's Strict Guidelines
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Chapter 1: A Surreal Experience
Having the opportunity to work for my idol, Elon Musk, was truly one of the most extraordinary experiences of my life thus far. Imagine sharing a workspace with someone you admire deeply; he was right across from me for thirteen hours each day. During our breaks, we would share laughs, watch YouTube videos, and even engage in some friendly ping-pong matches. We also had our fair share of fun, often pranking fellow employees with remote-controlled whoopee cushions on their chairs.
While working in such an environment was undeniably enjoyable, it came with a set of stringent rules that I had to adhere to.
Section 1.1: Confidentiality is Key
One of the first rules was to never disclose company secrets to the media. As Elon Musk stated in a leaked email, “Every employee and shareholder is tasked with protecting the information and technology we create and utilize daily.” He made it clear that Tesla would take action against anyone who leaked confidential information or violated their non-disclosure agreements. Although I wasn't particularly fond of this rule, I made a conscious effort to comply.
Section 1.2: Cut Out the Boring
Another guideline was to leave meetings that weren't productive. Elon advised, “If you're not contributing, don’t hesitate to walk out; it’s better than wasting everyone’s time.” While working full-time, I was frequently bombarded with questions about sales figures and profit margins—topics I found rather dull. Although it was my duty to provide answers, I often left meetings without any explanation simply to escape the monotony.
Chapter 2: Keep It Simple
Elon also emphasized the importance of clear communication. He urged us to avoid jargon in conversations and emails, stating, “Using acronyms or complex terms can hinder effective communication.” To help my coworkers, I even created a special edition dictionary for them, filled with the terms and phrases I often used. I believed that if they took the time to understand my vocabulary, they wouldn't need further clarification.
Working under Elon Musk meant adhering to many strict guidelines. Although I didn't always agree with them, I had little choice but to comply, as I relied heavily on each paycheck. The reason for this? Owning a Tesla came with its costs. I had purchased a Model 3 equipped with full self-driving capabilities, and being my first car, the insurance was exorbitant—$4,340 monthly, which constituted about 86% of my earnings.
Chapter 3: A Humorous Disclaimer
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Important Disclaimer: This piece is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes. I have never worked for Elon Musk or any of his enterprises. Thus, please take this article lightly and do not consider it as financial, business, or legal guidance.
